Department Β· Form Series 2026
Chappal Chor
Public Services
Officially unofficial certifications for surviving Indian households, aunties, shaadis, coolers, relatives, and emotional damage.
Certification Department
Sealed. Stamped. Slightly fake.
Certified Shaadi Plate Balance Expert
Prove you can carry naan, paneer, biryani, raita, salad, gulab jamun and family dignity on one paper plate.
Govt. Approved Aunty Tolerance Certificate
For citizens who survived βbeta shaadi kabβ, weight comments, salary questions, and skincare advice without crying in the bathroom.
Advanced Indian Mother Lie Detection License
Detect hidden meaning behind βdo whatever you wantβ, βIβm not angryβ, and βbas 5 minuteβ.
National Cooler Placement Engineer
Certified ability to place desert coolers at scientifically impossible angles for maximum household survival.
Steel Dabba Lid Identification Specialist
For people who can match container and lid faster than government websites load.
Madness Tools
Use only under maternal supervision.
Can This Dabba Be Thrown Away?
Answer a few questions and find out if your mother will allow this plastic container to leave the house.
Find Which Relative Ruined Your Self-Esteem
A completely fake but spiritually accurate family damage assessment.
Indian Household Smell Generator
Generate a memory attack using frying onions, wet cooler, agarbatti, old books, Vicks, and Godrej cupboard.
Ministry of Lost Tupperware Affairs
File a national complaint for missing lids, vanished spoons, and containers last seen during Eid.
Permission Slip To Rot In Bed
Download an official-looking permission slip allowing temporary emotional collapse.
Quiz Department
Results valid until next family function.
How Likely Are You To Become An Indian Aunty?
Check your risk level based on container hoarding, judging curtains, digestion discussions, and forwarding reels.
Which Indian Railway Passenger Are You?
Find out if you are Upper Berth Philosopher, Charging Port Predator, or Loud Family With Foil Rotis.
Can You Survive A Family Function?
Navigate aunties, buffet lines, perfume attacks, toddler chaos, and emotional blackmail.
Indian Parent Loading Simulator
Watch sacrifice reminders, disappointment, hidden affection, and WhatsApp misinformation load in real time.