CERTIFICATION DEPARTMENT

National Cooler Placement Engineer

Certified ability to place desert coolers at scientifically impossible angles for maximum household survival.

Applicant Name (as per ration card)

City

Family Role (optional)

Required for your certificate. Will not be forwarded to your mother. (probably)

Disclaimer

All certificates are 100% officially unofficial. No actual government, aunty, or steel dabba was harmed in the making of this form.