Advanced Indian Mother Lie Detection License

Detect hidden meaning behind ‘do whatever you want’, ‘I’m not angry’, and ‘bas 5 minute’.

Applicant Name (as per ration card)

City

Family Role (optional)

Required for your certificate. Will not be forwarded to your mother. (probably)

Disclaimer

All certificates are 100% officially unofficial. No actual government, aunty, or steel dabba was harmed in the making of this form.