MADNESS TOOLS

Permission Slip To Rot In Bed

Download an official-looking permission slip allowing temporary emotional collapse.

Applicant Name (as per ration card)

City (optional)

Family Role (optional)

Required for your certificate. Will not be forwarded to your mother. (probably)

Disclaimer

All certificates are 100% officially unofficial. No actual government, aunty, or steel dabba was harmed in the making of this form.