Public ServicesForm: SHAADI-PLATE-BALANCE

CERTIFICATION DEPARTMENT

Certified Shaadi Plate Balance Expert

Prove you can carry naan, paneer, biryani, raita, salad, gulab jamun and family dignity on one paper plate.

Required for your certificate. Will not be forwarded to your mother. (probably)

Disclaimer

All certificates are 100% officially unofficial. No actual government, aunty, or steel dabba was harmed in the making of this form.